Top 10 things NOT to bring to your birth …

 

The following list compiles the top 10 worst things someone actually brought to a birth –  no joke, I was there and saw it all…

  1. Pot laced brownies
  2. Chickens (even if they are cute little chicks)
  3. 2 CASES of beer
  4. Your boyfriends new girl friend.
  5. Your boyfriends ex-girl friend and her two children under 3yo
  6. Kemchi
  7. 13 clove garlic chicken
  8. The urn with your grandmother’s ashes
  9. Your dog who is also giving birth
  10. Your blender for the placenta

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